April or Andy?

Well we all know her by "April." But what is her real name?
I recently discovered, she is in-fact, a guy! Her, or his, name is Andy. Andy likes to take long strolls in the beach and braid his long hair.
Andy scammed Lily - Rose originally because he thought Lily knew of "April's," secret. But wait, their's more! Andy is secretly bisexual and was on of the "girls," Tiger Woods got involved with.
Well, I feel sorry for Tiger, when I had to tell him, he couldn't stop vomiting!!
Remember this?
"I just saw Auntie Mama's penis!!"

Guess which one is April ;))

HAHA!

Good ol' loving! This bitch sounds serious too! I can't really stand Tyler, but no wonder why he blocked her... She's a fucking freak! I mean, wow - ??
And her sceneries, LMAO!

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~asha

She Admitts to Being a Dog

Wow, I practically did nothing for this. After a chat with "The Gossip Source" I found Toxxic(thats uncool now).Angel bitching about shit I didn't do. Just a second, gotta tell the fucking annoying little kinds next door to ram a cock in it...

Back!! I told the little girl to use protection... HAHA!
Anyways... Look at the picture below.


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Anyways, she goes woof woof, another thing led to another and this happens. I mean she just goes on about the strangest things - Porno, Nothing, Graphics, MORE PORNO... And then nothing again. Like the Haus of Sin's old banner, fuck that was beautiful, but bitch, bitch, bitch.
HMM... Yeah well. I managed to get a few words from her. It was major hard trying to find a translator that translated dog into english =P
Name's Chloe
Hermie
223457890bc
Dinosaurs
Unicorns
Horny Princesses
(this was a little hard to get out, so I managed to try unjumble the letters) -
whfckorueImaangi = I am a fucking whore
see the good results? It's what happens when you were raised by wolves.

Bubble Wrap Galla!

Dan got married YAY!
So lets start back to a week ago. Usually, the groom has a bachelor party, so Dan had one. There were wonderous balloons, ice sculptures, strippers and more. All Dan's friends brang him presents, I was kinda jealous so I farted on them so when Dan when to open them his hand would stink. It worked, and one of the 60 year old go go dancers went into cardiac arrest. The first gift he opened was from Ellie, it was a magic dildo. Second was from Perez. I might say it was wowzas! It was a home-made fraternity test! It also came with a receipt. Yeah so the rest was boring. I don't even know why girls went to it? Oh and I was one of the go go dancers, haha!

Well after all that junk, out came the stripper, and my word was he a beast?

No seriously, he was a beast haha! It was later to be revealed that it was really Applead.
I was actually in disgust to see that :((

Well, after 10 hours, the wedding started. Dan's dress was beautifully made in couture bubble wrap, that melted throughout the day. Lucky for Dan he brought some underwear along with him.
Anyways, the bride was dresses so beautiful. When she tripped while walking up to the alter, she popped an implant. She also dropped a few spoons and knives.
She removed her plastic bag/veil and started talking about herself? As usual - it got real annoying so I ordered some cheese and chilly dip from the DipStick. Boy Dan was shocked when he saw someone came without an invite.
None of us could see the bride's face until she put on her nose plug. It was Kenny, the Toilet Guy. We were all in shock. I mean like, wow! That was really random?
Well at the after party I built up the courage to go ask Dan where he got the fabric for his dress. He said it came with the toilet he found in some old guy's house.


I had to buy some off him... It was really depressing - What a waste of money =[
Anyways, now when Dan clogs the toilet, Kenny is there to help!

Vasia - CAN WE START PROBATION?

Well, Runway Magazine has ended, we all pretty much know that now right? Well Vasia has been sentenced Stardoll Probation. From my sources, she has pretty much been calling Muffins0012 swears - got that bit off a chick on Judge Judy, and making people look bad.Well, all after Reira wanted to end Runway, Vasia completely wtf? had Reira looking bad .


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Credit - Perez Hilton for image

Read it and weep - Vasia completely oblivious to what she just done. Can I say that is just - tramp?

Well, Vasia is going on a probation bond. If she bitches, at all again, I will get her
HAHAHAHAHA
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