
Dan got married YAY!
So lets start back to a week ago. Usually, the groom has a bachelor party, so Dan had one. There were wonderous balloons, ice sculptures, strippers and more. All Dan's friends brang him presents, I was kinda jealous so I farted on them so when Dan when to open them his hand would stink. It worked, and one of the 60 year old go go dancers went into cardiac arrest. The first gift he opened was from Ellie, it was a magic dildo. Second was from Perez. I might say it was wowzas! It was a home-made fraternity test! It also came with a receipt. Yeah so the rest was boring. I don't even know why girls went to it? Oh and I was one of the go go dancers, haha!
Well after all that junk, out came the stripper, and my word was he a beast?
No seriously, he was a beast haha! It was later to be revealed that it was really Applead.
I was actually in disgust to see that :((
Well, after 10 hours, the wedding started. Dan's dress was beautifully made in couture bubble wrap, that melted throughout the day. Lucky for Dan he brought some underwear along with him.
Anyways, the bride was dresses so beautiful. When she tripped while walking up to the alter, she popped an implant. She also dropped a few spoons and knives.
She removed her plastic bag/veil and started talking about herself? As usual - it got real annoying so I ordered some cheese and chilly dip from the DipStick. Boy Dan was shocked when he saw someone came without an invite.
None of us could see the bride's face until she put on her nose plug. It was Kenny, the Toilet Guy. We were all in shock. I mean like, wow! That was really random?
Well at the after party I built up the courage to go ask Dan where he got the fabric for his dress. He said it came with the toilet he found in some old guy's house.

I had to buy some off him... It was really depressing - What a waste of money =[
Anyways, now when Dan clogs the toilet, Kenny is there to help!